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“It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money." - Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live)


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Poor fucking LJ. I just...

"Paul Ryan is conducting a phone poll on the ACA (Obamacare), hoping to hear overwhelming popular opposition to it.

If you would like to express your support for the Affordable Care Act, call 202-225-0600. Note that there's about a minute of silence before the recording starts. Press 2 to weigh in on the issue. If you get a recording that the voicemail is full, try back in a minute.

You'll hear a brief recording about HR-3...762, Paul Ryan's proposal to gut the ACA, and President Obama's use of his veto power to stop it. Then, you will have a chance to indicate your opinion with the press of a button. Press 1 to support the Affordable Care Act.

Copy and paste rather than sharing-- it should reach more people that way.

Please help keep all Americans insured."

I have HPV

I have... HPV.

Of course, those of you who have known me for awhile know that I'm a pure maid without touch of man. So all day I've been racking my brain trying to figure out how the fuck I, Celly, the virgin, got this.

Since it has no symptoms, and no cure, it's like having nothing. But it can turn into cervical cancer.

I always knew my girly parts would kill me one day.

Nov. 9th, 2016

Here is what the worst part is, in my opinion.

Minnesota, a state that's been deep blue for decades. A state so blue that we went for WALTER MONDALE against Ronald Reagan in 84 (and don't forget, we were the only STATE to do so; DC also went Mondale but they're not a state, yet). A state of nice people. A state where, in March we could not abide Trump in the caucuses, we couldn't abide CRUZ in the caucuses. We were the weird state that went for Marco Rubio.

We are so blue that I expected them to call it for Clinton at 8:01 like they always do. The idea that we were ever a swing state was laughable.


The worst part about this whole goddamn affair is that most of the map of MINNESOTA, IN 2016, is fucking RED. We just barely, just BARELY squeaked by into blue.

That is the worst part. Our state of NICE, smart, cool people, were taken in by this con artist. In massive numbers.

All those Trump shirts we saw at the mall were NOT an anomaly.
You know, this has actually been a pretty goddamn bad year.

-All sorts of pain and emotional malfunction, injuries, medical issues.

-MeTV moved my shows to the middle of the goddamn night and all my friends are scattered.

-My dad had a stroke.



Am I even still me?!
We had fucktons of candy. So I put (mostly) 6 pieces and a bonus prize in each of ~30 ziploc bags. The bonus prizes ranged from A FUCKING PEN, to my Digimon ruler, to sheets of stickers and then individual stickers and Transformers tattoos.

We gave away all but 3 bags. WOOT BRO it was SO MUCH EASIER than having to just dig in and grab a handful.

It was too hot to wear my Starscream hoodie but who the fuck cares, no one was looking at me.

I officially hate ACNL's stupid halloween bullshit. I don't want to scare my neighbors shitless and make them give me candy! FUCK YOU JACK.
Having one fuck of a time wanting to stay alive right now.

Life and Times of Tim tho~~

Last week, when you were outta town on that thing... I sold all ya Bibles, on eBay... and I used the money ta buy COKE!