Alice

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Villain: We can be most... PERSUASIVE.

*flashback*

Other person: I can't decide whether to get the olives or the green peppers.

Villain: I dunno, I like olives better.

Other person: Yeah, I guess I do too. *talking into phone* And olives.
Alice

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Alice

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https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/1180551476604805121…

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zee

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Subd. 11a.Functional assessment.

"Functional assessment" means an assessment by the case manager of the adult's:

(1) mental health symptoms as presented in the adult's diagnostic assessment;

(2) mental health needs as presented in the adult's diagnostic assessment;

(3) use of drugs and alcohol;

(4) vocational and educational functioning;

(5) social functioning, including the use of leisure time;

(6) interpersonal functioning, including relationships with the adult's family;

(7) self-care and independent living capacity;

(8) medical and dental health;

(9) financial assistance needs;

(10) housing and transportation needs; and

(11) other needs and problems.



An ARMHS worker requires:


  • MA (Medical Assistance) eligible
  • Age 18 or older
  • Diagnosis with mental illness or traumatic brain injury
  • Substantial disability and functional impairment in three or more areas
  • Assessment by a licensed mental health professional that ARMHS are medically necessary
zee

Trying to type up Steamed Hams from memory.

I got most of it.


Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.


Ah, Superintendant Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!


Eh.


Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!


Skinner with his crazy explanations

Superintendant's gonna need his medication

When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations

There'll be trouble in town tonight!


SEYMOUR!


Superintendant! I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?


Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?


Oh, that's not smoke! That's steam, from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm! Steamed clams!


Superintendant, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!


I thought we were having steamed clams.


Oh no, no, I said steamed hams! 


You call hamburgers steamed hams. 


It's a regional dialect.


What region?


Upstate New York?


Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.


Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.


I see.


You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they sell at Krusty Burger.


Oh, no, patented Skinnerburgers! OId family recipe.


For steamed hams.


Yes.


Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.


Y... you know... one thing I should... excuse me for a second.


Of course.  


Ahhh, well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.


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