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Subd. 11a.Functional assessment.

"Functional assessment" means an assessment by the case manager of the adult's:

(1) mental health symptoms as presented in the adult's diagnostic assessment;

(2) mental health needs as presented in the adult's diagnostic assessment;

(3) use of drugs and alcohol;

(4) vocational and educational functioning;

(5) social functioning, including the use of leisure time;

(6) interpersonal functioning, including relationships with the adult's family;

(7) self-care and independent living capacity;

(8) medical and dental health;

(9) financial assistance needs;

(10) housing and transportation needs; and

(11) other needs and problems.



An ARMHS worker requires:


  • MA (Medical Assistance) eligible
  • Age 18 or older
  • Diagnosis with mental illness or traumatic brain injury
  • Substantial disability and functional impairment in three or more areas
  • Assessment by a licensed mental health professional that ARMHS are medically necessary

I got most of it.


Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.


Ah, Superintendant Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!


Eh.


Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!


Skinner with his crazy explanations

Superintendant's gonna need his medication

When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations

There'll be trouble in town tonight!


SEYMOUR!


Superintendant! I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?


Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?


Oh, that's not smoke! That's steam, from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm! Steamed clams!


Superintendant, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!


I thought we were having steamed clams.


Oh no, no, I said steamed hams! 


You call hamburgers steamed hams. 


It's a regional dialect.


What region?


Upstate New York?


Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.


Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.


I see.


You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they sell at Krusty Burger.


Oh, no, patented Skinnerburgers! OId family recipe.


For steamed hams.


Yes.


Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.


Y... you know... one thing I should... excuse me for a second.


Of course.  


Ahhh, well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.


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RIP David Ogden Stiers. I don't have any M*A*S*H icons anymore but my god. My heart in 2003-04. 

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Robert Dowdell has died. I'm really glad I was able to send him one last holiday card. 

So that just leaves Derrik Lewis (I can never remember his character name, but he's really popular in fanfic) and of course, David Hedison. 

Chip Morton will always live on as many girls' favorite stoic blonde iceman! 

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A survey for ADULTS, full of adult content... like bills, chores and gas prices. LOVE IT.

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
DirecTV, because I don't #$$%^& use it.

2. When was the last time you had a romantic dinner?
Lol never.

3. What do you really want to be doing?
Walking without pain and creating stories every so often.

4. How many colleges did you attend?
1

5. Why did you choose the shirt you have on now?
I can wear it without a coat. (Purple sweater)

6. Thoughts on gas prices now?
Fine, I mean, I'm basically stuck at "Here's $20, how much can I put in?"

7. First thought when the alarm goes off in the morning?
What the fuck is that noise.

8. Last thought you have before you go to bed?
Something about how the seroquel STILL gives me restless leg after all this time.

9. Do you miss being a child?
Fuck yes.

10. What errand/chore do you despise the most?
Getting my mother's meds ready at night.

11. Up early or sleep in?
Sleep until the absolute last second, always and forever.

12. Found love yet?
Not in the cards, sweet stuff.

13.Favorite lunch meat?
Tofurkey.

14. What do you get every time at Wal-Mart?
I'm gonna assume what you mean by "Wal-Mart" is "Cub", and what I get when I go to CUB, is bread and ~~sparkling water~~. Did you know they changed the Mendota Springs?!? Since I was a child, it was 20 oz bottles, same logo. Nope. New look, tinier bottles. FUCK OFF.

15. Beach or lake?
Beach leading to a lake?

16. Is marriage overrated?
How should I know?

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It's a Junior Mint!

THE ORVILLE IS GODDAMN AMAZING.

ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE-ALERT TREK FANS SHOULD WATCH THIS SHOW.

I'm not even getting into the increasingly hostile Discovery vs Orville fan war. I can't watch Discovery because I am poor, but it seems decent from what I've read.

BUT THE ORVILLE. My god. This fucking show is next-level. I'm never on here anymore so I don't think I'll end up making a tag (but who knows), but fjjfkldjsfkl. Even if every episode from here on out is terrible, I will forever cherish episodes 1-5. FLAW. FREE.


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Breet died today. I mean, what the fuck else can I say.

Oops, I am also not immune

LMAO my banner (that's been up for almost 10 years, and that I was just gazing admiringly at YESTERDAY) was uploaded to Photobucket. And I guess I didn't realize that. And guess what's happened to PHOTOBUCKET. Yeah. All the pics have been replaced with an obnoxious banner demanding that I upgrade.

For curiosity's sake, I looked at how much it costs to upgrade. I figured like, $5 or $10 a month? HOW ABOUT FOUR HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS PER YEAR.

WTF HAPPENED


EDIT: Also, yeah, my poor, poor mood theme (mood set?) is also gone. LMAO. I never use it so I didn't notice, but yep. Gone.